We Are Living in an Alternate Universe…

IHOP has become IHOb, Dennis Rodman is a Diplomat, and Trump becomes the first American President to meet with a North Korean head of state. If you’d heard any of those things 5 years ago you would have laughed hysterically, yet, here we are; and if you’re like me you’re asking yourself, “what the absolute f*** is going on?”

Some have thrown out the theory that we are living in an Alternate Universe; that at some point our reality changed. I found these claims pretty laughable, until yesterday, when I saw Trump play a fake Movie Trailer, depicting the success that him and Kim Jung Un could have together if an agreement was met, and what would happen if there wasn’t.

It was at this moment, it all just seemed too ridiculous to be true. Trump said he had a few tricks up his sleeves but a movie trailer, with the dramatic voiceover and everything?

I did not see that coming.

If you can believe it, that wasn’t quite the weirdest thing that came out of this historic meeting…

CNN interviewed Dennis Rodman, former Chicago Bull, and friend of Kim’s, shortly after the World leaders meeting. An emotional Rodman sat there wearing a shirt that promoted cryptocurrency “Potcoin”, and sporting a “Make America Great Again” hat as well.

If you haven’t seen the image yet, then click here.

Still not convinced that we are living in an alternate universe?

Well then, remember IHOP, that pancake place that people go to on free pancake day, or when they’re incredibly intoxicated at 3 in the morning?

Well they changed their name.

From now on, the chain will be going by IHOb, a publicity stunt to try and promote the 7 new burgers that they added to their menu. IHOb, of course, stands for International House of Burgers.

I don’t know about you guys but I don’t think I’m ever going to go to IHOP for a burger, even if it is the so called International House of Burgers. I might think about it if they start accepting Potcoin.

Oh well, maybe in another universe.


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